Introducing....THE KRUMOSA (patent pending)

So on Sundays, I work in the morning and then I spend the rest of the day drinking, reading newspapers, and watching movies. Also I watch the old Batman show at 4PM on channel 41, and the Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Family Guy.

Today I invented a great new taste sensation, the Krumosa. It is served in a pint glass filled with ice. You add a jiggawatt of Puerto Rican dark rum, then 3/4 champagne and 1/4 Orangina. Orangina, not orange juice. Then you add a totally phat slice of lime, and you're in business, my friends. Tiny umbrella optional.

It goes well with fried chicken and potato wedges (street name: jo jos), and must be drunk before sunset. It is guaranteed to make the old Batman show funnier and the newspaper less depressing.

Cheers!